Investiture of the Gods: Touring the Three Realms in an RV

Have you ever seen Su Daji, drunk and constantly begging people to kiss her? Have you ever seen the Dragon King dancing in a crystal palace? Have you ever seen disciples from the Chan and Jie Sects hold a live-action League of Legends tournament in the imperial city of Chaoge? If you have, then... you're seriously awesome.

Empress Nuwa asked, "What exactly did you mean by bribing the spy I planted beside King Zhou?"

Taiyi Zhenren shouted angrily, "Lin Xiaofeng, you've led my disciple Nezha astray and made him neglect his studies for games. What crime do you think you deserve?"

Shen Gongbao scolded him, "Lin Xiaofeng, Chaoge is my turf. I advise you to quit while you're ahead!"

Lin Xiaofeng chuckled. "Someone get Empress Nuwa a cappuccino and Taiyi Zhenren a cigarette. You two wait a moment while I ask the Imperial Preceptor something. Do you even have a disciple? No disciple? Then what the hell are you talking about? Little Dragon Girl, show them out."

This is the story of a protagonist who uses cutting-edge technology to gather followers in another world. There are plenty of beauties, but he only loves one. No protagonist abuse, no harem, just a little melodrama.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.