I Kidnap a Tang Princess and Make Her My Wife

A breath of fresh air on Feilu: a novel for proper people, and a favorite for the improper!

"You lecher, who are you?"

"What the heck... I should be asking you that! What are you doing? This is my home!"

"..."

Chen Yi looks at the princess from the Tang dynasty standing before him and says sympathetically, "If you really have nowhere to stay, you can stay here for now."

"Thank you for helping me, young master. You’re a good person. I’ll repay your kindness."

Some time later.

"Young master, I may not be able to go back. What should I do?"

"Ahem... I’m unmarried, and you’re unmarried. How about we live together?"

"No, you’re my benefactor. I can’t do that. I must repay what I owe you."

"Ahem, well... Don’t you ancient people repay kindness by offering yourselves in marriage?"

"No. That’s only when there’s absolutely no other way. A kindness must be repaid; offering oneself in marriage is the last..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.