Urban: Miss, You're Headed for a Major Disaster

"Beautiful lady, you have a major disaster omen!"

Why is it that whenever I say that, the girls who hear me immediately look down?

Then they look up with bright red faces.

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't get the wrong idea. That's not what I meant!"

Girl: "What did you mean, then? How did I get the wrong idea?"

"I just said you have a disaster omen. A real one!"

Girl: "Exactly. What, you think it's fake?"

"I guarantee it's the real deal, okay?"

Girl: "Go to hell!"

"..."

Nobody knows that after transmigrating, Luo Feng bound himself to the Disaster Tycoon System, which really can detect disaster omens.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.