I Am the Old Celestial Master: Sixty Years of Sign-Ins at Longhu Mountain

Report to the chief, a group of female soldiers were spotted ahead! Soldier: Report to the chief, a female soldier was found ahead. Chief: Brothers, polish your guns, load the bullets, and prepare to attack. Soldier: Report to the Chief, the female soldiers have been "forced" up! Chief: Brothers, come out to "attack"!! Chief: Let the "artillery" soldiers cover first, and after a chicken count, the brothers "come up". Chief: Capture 2 o'clock. The high and low plan: half an hour of artillery fire, half an hour of gun shooting, and half an hour of hand-sharpening. Soldier: Report that the slutty female soldier's pussy was too tight and I ejaculated. Slut: Report the battle situation as soon as possible. Soldier: Report to the prostitute that we have run out of bullets, but the female soldiers are still pressing forward step by step. . What to do. The pervert: Brothers, if you don't have bullets, have sex with them. You must rape all the female soldiers, soldier: Report after an hour of physical fighting. At the end of the battle, most of the female soldiers were raped, a few were impregnated and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! There is an injured person in our army, his name is Yang Wei. I just read the post and didn't reply to that one.

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Midnight. On the bed. "You...?" My brother was about to say something, but a jade hand covered his mouth. "Shh..." The younger sister put her head to her brother's ear and whispered: "Brother... I... I want to work with you... To build socialism with Chinese characteristics..." He felt a sense of social responsibility and national belonging rush to his head, so his hands began to unconsciously carry out the great reform and opening up policy on his sister's thin pajamas, firmly grasping one center and two basic points; stimulating consumption and expanding domestic demand; All the sources of wealth creation flowed... "Ah... Ah... It doesn't work there... My core socialist values... Are missing..." Before he finished speaking, my brother's rapidly growing GDP had already started socialist modernization in the special economic zone, thoroughly implemented the important thought of "Three Represents", put people first to promote economic and social development, grasped the main thread around the theme, and comprehensively improved the level of open economy

I'm just confused. The book you copied is better than yours. Why are you more popular than him? Tell me, are you a child of luck?

The first soldier to go in came back with blood on his head - Napoleon When you can easily enter, you should understand that it is not that you are great, but that the other party can tolerate your insignificance. ——Paul Korchagin When you can easily enter, you should understand that it is not you who are great, but everyone who has broadened the path for you - Ward Even if it becomes a black hole, it is still a place I want to explore in my life. ––Hawking The tree-lined path you yearn for is actually covered with hoarfrost every morning and night - Lev Kamwodki The pink color you thought has been tarnished by time! ——Keir Even though countless people have left traces there, we still yearn for it. —Guo Moruo Sister-in-law opens her mouth, my grandson is about to go out - Sun Wukong

Author, I think there is something wrong with what you wrote at the beginning. The protagonist's talent has been raised to the top level by pills, coupled with a hundred years of cultivation, but the protagonist's strength has just broken through the Qi Sea realm. There are seven realms from warrior to earthly immortal, and the protagonist can only break through to the third realm, Qi Sea realm, with a hundred years of cultivation and top talent. If the life span does not increase after breaking through the Qi Sea realm, are you sure someone can break through to the extraordinary realm? And the protagonist Relying on top talent and a hundred years of cultivation, he was able to complete the fourth level of cultivation in a few hours. But even so, there are still people in the history of Longhu Mountain who can compare with the protagonist's cultivation speed. But the question is, even if others have the same talent as the protagonist, can they have a hundred years of cultivation when they start practicing? It can be said that when the author writes like this, I not only don't think the protagonist is awesome, but I think the protagonist is useless, and I start to doubt the protagonist's talent.

Looks like the monk who sweeps the floor.

Do Taoist priests call themselves poor monks? Shouldn't he be a poor person?

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