Xianxia: I Opened an Internet Cafe in Another World

I transmigrated to another world. While everyone else cultivates immortality, I run an internet cafe.

A certain Sword Immortal: "After playing Sekiro, I finally learned what true swordsmanship is! Everyone in Ashina is a sword saint. How the hell can I not even beat a monkey?"

A certain general: "The Black Plague of the Abyss in the Nether Race's domain is nothing special. I've survived the zombie hordes in Resident Evil. Why would I be afraid of a little thing like this?"

A certain pilgrim: "I've already linked the fire in Dark Souls III. Why should I be afraid of the hardships on your journey to the West?"

A certain princess: "Stealing crops is so much fun! Internet cafe manager, bring me a bucket of instant noodles! Pickled cabbage flavor, and add a sausage!"

Zhang Heng: "I'm just an internet cafe owner. They insist on calling me an expert, and thanking me for creating all those game worlds. What am I supposed to say? If you're happy, that's all that matters."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.