I Start Out as an Egg

From the start, I turned into an egg and got bound to an unreliable System. What a life I've got as an egg. This is seriously going to kill me.

"Xiao Wanzi, where's that beginner's gift pack you promised?" Lin Dao asked, his face full of question marks.

"Master, I made a little mistake while operating it, and the conversion didn't go through," Xiao Wanzi replied in a barely audible voice.

"I..."

"Xiao Wanzi, why has my merit value turned negative?" Lin Dao asked, his eyes red.

"Master, I didn't have enough merit points to go shopping, so I used yours," Xiao Wanzi said timidly.

"I..."

This is the story of a bizarre System and its unlucky master, bound together in a tangled relationship.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.