Being born as the son of a great lord is just fantastic. I was planning to inherit this vast estate and live the good life.
"Ding! The Holy Grail System has been activated."
Huh? The Holy Grail? Isn't that a wish-granting machine?
Hmph! Just watch me beat the whole world!
Damn! It turns out Earth has been secretly farmed by aliens for ages!
I just left the starting village. How am I supposed to fight them? This is urgent, anyone online?!!!
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