I Snatched the Ghost Money Shop from the Start

Cheng Yaojin: I'm the Ghost King of Laoshan. Pay up.

Ying Zheng: Stay away from me. I'm just a storyteller, not the Ghost Emperor.

Uncle Liu: I'm just a seller of *shoes. What? I'm a Great Emperor? That's nonsense. Don't make things up.

Liu Bingyi: Hmph, you're all cowards. Old Cheng, let's not hang around with them. Let's be more reckless. I'll go first. Wherever the sun and moon shine, wherever rivers and mountains reach, all is Han territory... Ah, stop hitting me! I'm so miserable. I'm in jail again. Wait, why did I say "again"...?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.