Born a Superior, I Am Sorry

Lu Xiaohe transmigrates to a parallel world. He thinks he'll become the protagonist of a story about a fabulously wealthy man, but instead he gets bound to a resource-recycling System and becomes the manager of a junk shop...

With no other choice, he settles down and puts his experience restoring antiques to work reusing discarded goods. But his charisma is so great that an unremarkable junkyard turns into a community center for the elderly...

The Demon Realm princess, whom he mistakes for a chuunibyou girl: "Look at that. Senior Lu is using the Immortal-Slaying Gourd to brew wine."

The Human Realm cultivator, whom he mistakes for an elderly shut-in: "That's nothing. You didn't see Senior Lu use the Golden Flood Dragon Scissors to give those mortals haircuts!"

The Immortal Realm fairy, whom he mistakes for a housewife left behind in the countryside: "You probably won't believe this, but Senior Lu actually uses the God-Beating Whip to scratch an itch..."

Lu Xiaohe's junk business keeps growing, but he never expected that the ** he receives at his branch shops would become popular with customers once repaired. Those people actually started fighting over them...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.