League of Legends: I Can Use Champion Abilities in the Real World

Yang Ye, a notorious troll in the game LoL, gets bound to the Troll Confession System. In every LoL match, he can obtain a cheat rule?

Playing Teemo, he gets the rule "The old raccoon in the item shop is my grandpa," granting him the "Family Connections" rule. Just type "Grandpa" in the chat box, and he can get a basic item for free?

Playing Garen, he gets the "No Honor" rule, which lets his ultimate hit turrets?

Playing Zhao Xin, he gets the "Chrysanthemum Rule," making enemy heroes bleed continuously from the start of the match and slowing their movement speed by 40 percent?

In addition, for every match he wins, Yang Ye can choose a skill from the champion he used and apply it in the real world.

Want Twisted Fate's passive, which randomly gives him a few bucks every second?

Want Tryndamere's ultimate, so he can gain followers by livestreaming extreme outdoor challenges?

Want Ivern's ultimate, so he can summon Daisy...

Want Neeko's passive, so he can turn into Daddy Ma and sell grilled cold noodles?

This book is also known as A Thousand...

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