Jiraiya: Orochimaru's little sister? I think she's a real beauty. Should I go do some research?
Tsunade: Orochimaru's little sister? Her medical ninjutsu is the best in the ninja world! Should I go take a look?
The Third Hokage: Orochimaru's little sister? That little girl seems to have invented another ninjutsu. Gasp! I might lose my title as Professor of Ninjutsu!
Danzo: Orochimaru's little sister? I wonder which sage she heard guidance from in the Pure Land this time! For the future of Konoha! As a beacon of light in the ninja world, I can't let her efforts go to waste!
Orochimaru: I wonder if Lingyin is scared at home all by herself. Has she been sleeping well? Without me there, I wonder if Lingyin has been eating properly. Oh dear! Did I leave her enough spending money? Should I...
Meanwhile, Lingyin had just frozen the peeping Jiraiya with Snow Ghost, sent Frog Porcelain to trick Tsunade into leaving, and had the Three-Tailed Fox distract the Third Hokage...
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Female channel? Or male to female?
I've only written less than ten chapters, so I don't know how to be a eunuch anymore!