Dark Journey to the West: I'm Not Some Working Monkey

The more dazzling a monster looks, the darker and more poisonous it is;

The more inscrutable a celestial's magic, the more humble and unassuming they are;

The Three Realms have never been equal. The harder you work, the sooner you attain the Dao;

Pretty monsters are a dime a dozen, but an interesting monkey is one in ten thousand;

Let's make it so there are no monsters under heaven that are hard to beat! Keep it up, working monkey!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.