Across the Universe: Saints, Comic Heroes, and Cartoon Characters Unite to Fight the Insectoid Race

Jehovah, a saint from the Western pantheon, struck a pose before the Zerg, spread his arms, and declared, "God loves all mankind."

Then they smashed him into a pulp.

He let out one hell of a scream as he died.

"Report: The Zerg army is bearing down on the Sanqing front. Yuanshi is requesting aid."

"Report: Uzumaki Naruto and Kakashi have run out of chakra. They request reinforcements."

"Report: Sun Wukong the Monkey King and the Saiyan Sun Wukong have started fighting."

"..."

While the Human Alliance's armies were locked in a fierce battle with the Zerg,

Chen Chuan was at home enjoying hot pot.

"Come on, bring me another serving of tripe."

This is a story full of nonsense. All the heroes you want will show up. If I forget someone, remind me in the comments.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.