Sorry, Paranormal Events Are Forbidden on Earth

Zombies, with their boundless strength and invulnerable bodies? Let's see if they can stand up to my 40mm rocket launcher!

A drought demon, turning a thousand miles into barren land and causing years of drought? Ever heard of cloud seeding?

Immortals who ride the clouds and travel ten thousand miles in a day? Heat-seeking missiles will blast you right out of the sky!

Ox-Head and Horse-Face? Sorry! Animals aren't allowed to become spirits. Back to your original forms, then off to the slaughterhouse to be canned!

Ghost soldiers borrowing the road, the living must keep clear? The road belongs to the state. If the state says you can't use it, just try. I'll break your legs!

The gates of hell open and ghosts roam the streets? Citywide curfew. Anyone without proper ID gets taken in for questioning and treated to the Ten Tortures of the Qing dynasty!

An ancient evil god? Sounds intimidating, but let's see how well you take a beating. Dinner's on me tonight. Have a Tsar Bomba!

In short, after Nuwa created humanity, no gods, ghosts, or monsters are allowed to appear on Earth!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.