Journey to the West: I Made Guanyin Cough Up Blood from the Start

After transmigrating as Tang Sanzang, he bound himself to a God-Tier Blustering System and made Guanyin so angry from the start that she vomited blood!

Guanyin: Buddha, I really can't see Tang Sanzang anymore. I've already vomited three thousand jin of blood this year!

Erlang Shen: After Xiaotian Dog chatted with Tang Sanzang for a day, he suddenly told me he wasn't a *. In his previous life, he was the Black Emperor, the Demon Emperor!

Jade Emperor: What? Tang Sanzang is coming to Heaven again? Saddle the horses! The fastest ones! I'm escaping Heaven right now!

Tang Sanzang: This pilgrimage is so much fun, I can't stop! Wukong, where are we going next?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.