Dear Reader, Please Don't Take This So Seriously!

Shui Wuyue ate watermelon, crossed one leg over the other, and casually opened the comments section.

"The author is an idiot. How can Sun Wukong be god-tier? He should at least be saint-tier!"

"Dear author, mind if I recommend a book here? From Italian cannons to aircraft carriers."

"So this is that famous hack author Shui Wuyue. Hilarious, isn't he?"

"Author, I don't think that nuclear fusion formula you mentioned in your book is right. It should be this..."

Seeing that comment, Shui Wuyue replied sarcastically:

"Dear reader, don't take it so seriously. Why don't I hand you the pen and let you write it?"

The reader replied immediately:

"Sure, I'll write it!"

The next day, the novel website was shut down and its owner was arrested. The editor and the author were locked together in a small, dark room.

"Did you write this book?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.