Xuanhuan: The Laziest Senior Brother

The sect's founding patriarch emerged from seclusion to lecture on the main peak. The senior brothers and sisters sat up straight, while Du Changfeng dozed off as he listened. The patriarch was about to fly into a rage when, with a bang, Du Changfeng broke through to the next level again. The patriarch had someone wake him up.

Junior Sister: "Eldest Senior Brother, dinner's ready!"

Du Changfeng vanished in a flash, leaving the patriarch standing there, utterly bewildered. Was his lecture really less appealing than a meal?

Sect assembly.

Sect Leader: "Where's Du Changfeng? He's absent again?"

Disciple: "Eldest Senior Brother went to the Qin Sect to listen to music again!"

Sect Leader: "He spends all day lazing around, doing no work and eating everything in sight. Go tell him about the mission. People from the Scarlet Moon Sect stole the treasure from your new junior sister. Send him over to demand an explanation."

"This is bad! Eldest Senior Brother killed the Scarlet Moon Sect's leader! Their patriarch has come looking for us!"

This is the story of an eldest senior brother so lazy he could out-laze the heavens, soar to the clouds, and still coast his way to the pinnacle of life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.