Urban: From the Start, I Was Dragged Off to Pose as Someone's Dad

Load your bullets and prepare to attack. Soldier: Report to the commander, the female soldiers are already coming! Commander: Brothers, attack!! Commander: Let the artillery cover first, and after finishing a chicken count, brothers go up! Commander: Capture 2 o'clock. The plan is: half an hour of artillery fire, half an hour of gunfire, and half an hour of hand-sharpening. Soldier: Report that the slutty female soldier's pussy is too tight? I ejaculated.? Slut: Report the battle situation as soon as possible. Soldier: Report to the commander that our ammunition has been exhausted, but the female soldiers are still pressing forward step by step. . What to do. . .? The pervert: Brothers, if you don't have bullets, just have sex with them. We must rape all the female soldiers. . Soldier: Reporting to the police officer after an hour of hand-to-hand combat. At the end of the battle, most of the female soldiers were raped, a small number were impregnated and escaped, and the rest had their breasts caressed! One of our soldiers was injured, named Yang Wei. He just read the comments and didn't reply.

I sent her more than a dozen messages and she only replied to me once or not at all. Does this mean she likes me but refuses to say it and wants to take the initiative? This must be the case, hehehe.

To be honest, it's a pity. I thought I wanted to take in the entire Su family, but unfortunately I still can't have mother-daughter donburi. Alas

Because KFC has Family Buckets,

I saw you forcing yourself to pretend. Spend 200 million to prove it to others. . . . . My head hurts, I'm sick

In fact, I know that you are all time travellers, the male protagonists of some parallel world, surrounded by all kinds of beauties. Do you dare to reveal the truth about how many wives you have taken?

Author, since everything is written like this, why not just use a human-shaped self-propelled cannon and kill the whole Su family?

The protagonist's family earns almost two thousand a day and works as a security guard. Please bring some logic.

My mother-in-law lives so hard on her own and works so tiringly. Is it wrong to be nice to her? There are always some bad elements who say that I want to have sex with my mother and daughter. These are all groundless rumors and there is absolutely no such thing! I, Cao, have been upright and upright throughout my life and have not been close to women. Brothers who believe in me, please put your trust on the public screen! I, Meng De, do not love wives. This is all rumors and slander.

I'm just talking about my own experience. There are thousands of kinds of b, but there is only one direction for hanging. Just like practicing swordsmanship, women want to be happy in more than one way. What about men? There is only hanging. As long as you are not shaking, your source of pleasure only comes from your hanging and your heart. I call it the heart of the sword. Then hanging is your sword. Your length is determined from the moment it is in the sword's womb. This is the only part of you that cannot be changed. Some people's swords are soft swords. His heart is not strong enough and the swordsmanship he practices is not orthodox enough. This kind of thing is called Yang Wei. It may be due to innate reasons that make him If one cannot hold the sword, it may be that an accident the day after tomorrow destroyed his sword, or that inner demons were created during the breakthrough process. Such people are very sad. Their swords are not strong enough, so most of them live in silence for the rest of their lives. Some people work as sword slaves for others, some people have a green light shining on their heads, and some people throw away their swords and become blacksmiths who specialize in making scabbards. It is sad and helpless, so we cultivate