Journey to the West: I'm a Monk, and I'm Not Going on the Pilgrimage!

Chen Xuanzhuang Xuanzang transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. He has just bathed and changed, and is paying his respects to the Tang emperor, preparing to journey west and seek the scriptures, when a System suddenly appears. Will he go or not?

Xuanzang: I'm not going!

And so the great scripture-seeking mission is put on hold, much to the displeasure of both the Buddhist and Daoist schools.

The Buddhists secretly send someone to remove the demon-sealing talisman and shatter the Five Finger Mountain, bringing out Sun Wukong. The Daoists secretly get through to Zhu Ganglie and Sha Wujing, sending the three of them to give Xuanzang trouble. But who could have known...

Sun Wukong: Master! I can't get past the White Bone Spirit. Please help me!

Xuanzang: 100 taels.

Sun Wukong: Wtfuck!

Zhu Ganglie: Master, come quick! I'm getting married!

Xuanzang: What the hell! I looked at the 10,000 taels of gold in the treasury today, and I still can't figure out what I did wrong!

So Xuanzang clenched his fist and, in the name of taking refuge in the Buddha, recruited Zhu Ganglie and sent him out to fight monsters and earn money...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.