Thanos, I'm a Taoist! The Immortal-Cultivating Kind!

In times of chaos, bald monks shut themselves away to chant sutras, while Taoists descend from the mountains to save people!

In times of peace, monks go out to beg for alms, while Taoists retreat to the mountains!

And Mu Ye is just a handsome young Taoist!

Me! A Taoist! I accidentally transmigrated to Marvel!

I got a Taoist System!

An invincible System that lets me ascend in broad daylight and become an Earth Immortal!

The System is steeped in Taoist style, too!

Reading faces and telling fortunes, feng shui, vanquishing demons and exorcising evil spirits: Mu Ye can do it all!

But Taoists believe in doing as they please!

When in Rome, do as the Romans do!

Now for the important part!

By the Boundless Celestial Worthy!

Tony, quit fooling around. I'm not taking disciples. You should believe in science!

And you, Hulk, if you keep rampaging, I'll summon the Golden Armored Deity to beat you up!

Hammer God, don't get cocky. I can use everything from a palm thunderbolt to the Nine Heavens Thunderbolt Annihilation Array. Keep running your mouth and I'll strike you to ashes!

Oh, and that...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.