I'm Really Not Trying to Get Myself Killed

我真的不是作死

by A Pot of Red-Braised Pork (一盆红烧肉)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 5k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

What? You're the Contemporary Scummy Sword Emperor? Could you share a little of your scumminess with me, please...

…Then Qin Fei was blasted thousands of miles away by a sword aura from the Sword Emperor...

What? You're the Ice Emperor? Wow, you're so beautiful! Do you poop?

…Then the Ice Emperor turned Qin Fei into an ice sculpture on the spot…

Qin Tong scratched his head. “These powerful people sure have bad tempers…”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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