I Raised My Dad to Be a Great God

My father was a teacher twenty years ago, and then he switched to the Internet due to my deception. Now, when I tell the truth, they all think I'm faking it. "I am very strapped for money, and my savings are probably only a few hundred billion." "Do girls need to chase me? I don't know. They are the ones chasing me." "Young people should not aim too high. I think a small goal of 100 million is about enough." "My appearance? I must have the talent of a million people, and the ability to weigh a thousand pounds, and the level of a billion people." Alas, having too much money is also a worry. All I can think about all day long is how to spend it. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.