At Eight, I Spent My Family's Entire Savings Tipping Streamers

"Officer, officer, I want to report a crime! My money, all my money has been transferred away!"

A plainly dressed middle-aged woman was so frantic her eyes had turned red.

"Ma'am, please don't panic. First, tell us exactly what happened!"

The investigation team then launched an investigation at top speed, live on national television.

They quickly pinpointed the location, and a fully armed special police unit rushed in and kicked open the bathroom door.

"Police! Don't move! Get on the floor! Everyone, get down..."

Eight-year-old Li Feng, a cute-looking boy, sat on the toilet and stared at the special police in a daze. Oh my gosh, I just went to the bathroom. Are you going to shoot me for that?

It was confirmed: a naughty kid had stolen the money!

Reporter: "What did you take the money for, little guy?"

Li Feng: "To tip a game streamer."

The audience was instantly furious.

But the investigation turned up a shocking discovery: the game streamer was actually...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.