Three Kingdoms: My Dear Minister, Are You Asking Me to Lead the Army Myself?

After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms era, I became Liu Xie, the nine-year-old emperor whom everyone bullied, and was bound to the Foolish Emperor System.

"Ding! You have obtained the divine strength of Xiang Yu, the Conqueror of Chu, and can tear Lü Bu apart with your bare hands."

"Ding! You have obtained the musical skills of Boyikao, the Sage of the Qin, and won Diaochan's heart!"

"Ding! You have obtained the mounted archery skills of Yang Youji, the God of Archery, and subdued Guan Yu!"

"Ding! You have obtained the painting skills of Wu Daozi, the Sage of Painting, and conquered Zhen Mi!"

"Ding! You have obtained a divine beauty-preserving technique and conquered the two Qiao sisters!"

Cao Cao: "There are two heroes under heaven: Your Majesty and me. But there can only be one Son of Heaven..."

Guan Yu: "After Lü Bu died, I thought every man was a nobody, until I met His Majesty..."

Zhang Fei: "Same here!"

Roman Emperor: "When I saw their nine-year-old emperor riding a warhorse and brandishing a saber as he crossed the Caspian Sea, I knew that the greatest Rome in the world was finished!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.