So Tanky It Makes Your Scalp Tingle

Mahāyāna old monster: "Are you looking to die?"

Li Yuandao: "Beat me to death!"

Mahāyāna old monster: "Myriad Forms Divine Art! Eight Directions Demon Fist! Red Phoenix Heaven-Bearing Absolute Seal!"

Li Yuandao: "…"

Li Yuandao: "Go on, attack!"

Mahāyāna old monster: "…"

Mahāyāna old monster: "Let go of me!"

Li Yuandao: "No."

Mahāyāna old monster: "Are you going to let go or not!!!"

Li Yuandao: "No."

Thud! Someone drops to their knees.

Mahāyāna old monster: "Young Master Li, please spare me this time."

Li Yuandao: "…"

This is the story of an unkillable cockroach.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.