Me: Setting Up a Street Stall on the Continent of Kings

Zheng Yun transmigrates to the Continent of Kings with a System and sets up a street stall, selling all kinds of equipment cards, skill cards, and... skin cards.

Zheng Yun: "Yao, don't be scared. Big Brother's a good guy! Want a new skin?"

Yao: "A skin? What's that?"

Di Renjie brandishes a long sword and shouts, "The river's sword descends from the heavens!"

Sword Immortal Li Bai: "..."

Hua Mulan: "What a man! No wonder I picked him, General Mulan!"

Prince of Lanling: "Damn it, someone's stealing my wife!"

Kai: "You, come here. Give me that Blade of Infinity, and I'll let you have my wife..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.