You Can't Do This in the Imperial Examination

Xie Jin, that little bastard, moves better than his peers every step of the way. This makes the dandies in Shengjing particularly want to put him in a sack. When he was a child, when other milk babies only knew how to eat and drink, he could independently run his own study with the money he earned from selling good things to various old foxes. He could buy whatever he wanted to eat and pretty things, which made these milk babies cry with envy. When he was a boy, when other friends were still having trouble writing poems and songs, he was able to use his talents to obtain "privileges" in the academy. Not only could he come and go freely, but the dormitory was so luxurious that his friends shed tears of envy. … In old age, when other people are either so angry that their descendants are so angry that they have myocardial infarction, or they have bad teeth and can no longer appreciate the taste of food, he is the only one who should still eat and play. Who can let his descendants strive for success and be in better health... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.