A Hundred Grandmasters Are Fighting to Pass Their Legacies on to Me

"Kid, I'm your Ancestor of Mu Guang. My Ten-Thousand-Mile Plucking technique lets me pluck all day long, covering ten thousand miles. It's famous far and wide."

"Oh, give it a rest. How many innocent young women did that trick ruin back in the day? They even came looking for you. Don't listen to him, kid. Learn my Purple Sun Cloud-Probing Hand instead. It'll get you anything you want."

"Hah, don't show off such petty tricks. Ignore them and learn my Thirty-Six Arts of Seduction. It'll make you richer than a king."

"Pah! How dare you bring out such low-class techniques? Have you no shame? Listen to me. Learn my original Sixty-Four Bedroom Techniques, and you'll have a night of passion every night."

"Get lost!"

"Learn mine."

"Learn mine."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.