Great Qin: You Want Me to Fight the Xiongnu?

After transmigrating into the Great Qin dynasty, he became the eight-year-old Prince Hu Hai and awakened the Brat System. From the start, he burned down the granary in Xianyang.

Ding! Congratulations, Host, on completing the granary-burning mission. Reward: 100,000 jin of sweet potatoes!

The System's next missions were:

Destroy a hundred mu of fertile farmland! Reward: hybrid rice!

Slaughter a hundred oxen! Reward: a curved-shaft plow!

Blow up the imperial mausoleum on Mount Li! Reward: the elixir of immortality!

This is the story of an eight-year-old prince who keeps causing trouble for Great Qin. The more trouble he causes, the stronger the empire becomes.

“Hu Hai, my son, would you go defeat the Xiongnu for your father?”

“What? I'm only eight! You're actually asking me to fight the Xiongnu? Brother Zheng, you've changed. We promised to be each other's angels, and now you want me to fight the Xiongnu!”

“So what if I want you to fight the Xiongnu? You blew up my imperial mausoleum, so you can't just keep making trouble for Great Qin!”

“If you're going to cause trouble, go cause trouble for the Xiongnu instead...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.