Great Tang: Stop Pretending, You're No Lazybones

After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, Gu Lang takes over Li Yuanba's body.

Having inherited his formidable martial skills, he racks up glorious military achievements over three years before retiring from the martial world.

In the ninth year of Wude, he returns to Chang'an.

Li Shimin visits to ask about affairs of state.

"Don't rush into questions. Play cards with me first. If you lose, pay up. If you win, then you can ask."

Li Shimin loses everything and slinks away in defeat.

Li Jiancheng visits to ask about the struggle for the Eastern Palace.

"Don't rush into questions. Try some malatang first. Wouldn't joining my malatang franchise as a business partner be better than becoming emperor?"

Li Jiancheng eats until his belly is round and leaves in dejection.

After the Xuanwu Gate Incident, a lone rider in white breaks through the Turks, and everyone finally understands:

"Stop pretending. You're not a couch potato at all!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.