Datang: Stop Pretending, You Are Not a Salted Fish at All

Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, Gu Lang took away Li Yuanba's body. He inherited martial arts skills, and after achieving great military exploits in three years, he retired from the world. In the ninth year of Wude, he returned to Chang'an. Li Shimin paid a visit and asked about important matters in the court. "Don't ask in a hurry. Play cards with me. Pay money if you lose. Ask again if you win." Li Shimin, who had lost all his money, returned home defeated. Li Jiancheng paid a visit and asked about the dispute in the East Palace. "Don't worry, how about trying Malatang? Join my Malatang chain store. Isn't being a shareholder more popular than being an emperor?" Li Jiancheng's stomach was full after eating, and he came back feeling resentful. After the Xuanwu Gate Incident, a man in white clothes defeated the Turks, and everyone suddenly realized: "Stop pretending, you are not a salty fish at all!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.