I, the Nine Lamas, Will Never Be Hokage

Uzumaki Naruto: Brother, please be the Hokage, brother! Uzumaki Red Fox: If it doesn't work, you better do it, second brother! Uzumaki Naruto: Brother, I have a cold. I want to be Hokage, brother! Uzumaki Red Fox: Second brother, I have a urinary tract infection, you better do it, second brother! Uzumaki Naruto: Brother, I have a heart attack, brother! Uzumaki Red Fox: I have terminal liver cancer, please find a way to survive, brother! Uzumaki Naruto: Brother! Uzumaki Red Fox: Second brother! Don't think about it, I am a clone and my main body has already escaped! On the battlefield, the red fox looked at Madara Uchiha and said, "Praise me." "Are you awesome?" Uchiha Madara said confused. "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Mangekyō Sharingan" "Okay, now I also have a Gundam" The writing style is dark, and the protagonist doesn't care about anyone but himself. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.