Collapse, I Was Kidnapped by the Earth

Somehow, Lin Yu was noticed by the earth and bound together. Whenever he gets angry, there will be lightning and thunder all over the world. As long as he is sad, it will rain all over the world. As long as he is afraid, the world will be filled with evil spirits. It is said that as soon as he died, the earth would immediately enter the Ice Age. Therefore, governments around the world have formulated various weird crimes for his safety and happiness, such as the crime of betraying Lin Yu, the crime of irritating Lin Yu, the crime of endangering Lin Yu, the crime of making Lin Yu unhappy, etc. Any crime is against humanity. So... All the big guys in the world had to nod and bow down when they saw him, pretending to be grandsons. All the companies in the world are sending him business. Most of the best beauties in the world are trying their best to cheat. But he was so frightened that he exclaimed: "Oh my God, everyone on earth is crazy, aliens come and save me!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.