Journey to the West: I Shot Tang Sanzang Dead from the Start

Tang Si transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and obtains the Chaos Journey to the West System, making it his mission to overturn the gods’ and Buddhas’ plans for the pilgrimage.

His disciples want to kill demons? How boring. Come, let your master teach you how to use a Gatling gun, the kind that shoots blue flames.

The White Dragon Horse is throwing a tantrum? A rebellious young girl just needs discipline. Your master will ride her more often, and that should do it.

Silver Horn King has powerful backing? Your master’s backing is the System! Kill him, kill him! What? Taibai Jinxing came to hold us accountable? Monkey, pull out every last white hair on that old geezer for me!

Zhu Bajie: “Brother Monkey, that thing in Master’s hand is a nuclear missile remote, right?”

Sun Wukong: “Yeah. I heard he’s giving the Tathagata a welcome gift.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.