I've Hidden Away for Billions of Years, and Now I'm Itching for Trouble

Leans toward everyday life, with a romance plot.

Lin Xiubai transmigrates to the chaotic Primordial Era and becomes the first turtle in the world, born when Heaven and Earth first opened.

Immortals battle, and mortals suffer. And he is only a fragile little turtle.

With the ultimate art of keeping a low profile and just a tiny bit of luck, he makes it through hundreds of millions of years, outliving countless defiant powerhouses.

But after hundreds of millions of years, his shell starts itching, and he can't even scratch it!!!!

One day, Penglai Immortal Island, filled with countless heavenly treasures and secret cultivation manuals coveted by powerful sects everywhere, vanishes, and the whole continent erupts in an uproar.

Meanwhile, an uninvited guest arrives in a small fishing village, and the villagers bring out the best sword in the village.

A certain turtle: "Please, big brother, big sister, just give me one slash. My shell is so itchy."

It was also there that he met his one-horned girl.

At last, the people of the chaotic and disorderly Tianxuan Continent welcomed their...

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