Great Tang: It's Over, I Robbed Li Er from the Start

Zhao Yi accidentally transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty during the Wude era and has the good fortune to become the leader of a bandit stronghold.

While out on a business trip, he kidnaps a richly dressed man.

And gets to extort a ransom from him.

Who could have guessed this guy would become addicted to getting robbed? Every few days, he comes back to let Zhao Yi rob him again! And every time, he asks Zhao Yi some strange questions.

"Great King, which of the current princes do you think is most qualified to be emperor?"

"Great King, do you think this Xuanwu Gate Incident could really work?"

"Great King, how should we deal with the Turks?"

"Great King, these potatoes of yours..."

"Why do you talk so much? Hurry up and tell your family to bring the ransom."

"Ahem! I'll come clean. I'm actually that Li Er you've been talking about!"

"What? Fine, then the ransom doubles from now on!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.