Journey to the West: Defying the Script, I Killed Tang Sanzang with One Blow from the Start

Wukong was pinned beneath Five Elements Mountain when an unknown yellow object suddenly fell from the sky.

"The tiger's away, and even the dog dares to bully the monkey! You dare shit on Old Sun's head!"

Wukong's body shuddered, and he felt Five Elements Mountain tremble slightly.

He flew out from beneath the mountain and saw a monk relieving himself at the summit.

The monk had an upset stomach and had forgotten to bring toilet paper, so he tore off the golden talisman on Five Elements Mountain, freeing Wukong in the process.

"You bald monk, you're asking for a beating!"

One blow of the staff, and Tang Seng was dead...

This book draws on the original Journey to the West, its sequel, and the author's personal interpretation of the story.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.