Honghuang: Righteously Scheming the Myriad Heavens Auspicious Cloud from the Start

After transmigrating into the Primordial World, he wants to become a sage's disciple, only to be mercilessly mocked by Yuanshi!

The next second, Chen Xuan gives Tongtian some pointers, and he immediately becomes a sage!

Yuanshi turns green with envy and promptly pulls out the Yin-Yang Mirror, begging for guidance!

Chen Xuan: What is this piece of junk?

Yuanshi: Then, take a look at this Nine Dragon Divine Fire Cover...

Chen Xuan: All flash and no substance. Terrible!

Yuanshi: This is the Immortal Binding Rope...

Chen Xuan: Just a lousy rope. It would chafe even as a belt! Are you sure you want to become a sage, and not just trying to fob off a beggar?

Yuanshi grits his teeth and, with tears in his eyes, takes out the peerless treasure, the Myriad Heavens Auspicious Cloud.

Chen Xuan cheerfully accepts the Myriad Heavens Auspicious Cloud, then resolutely gives Yuanshi a lecture on... Buddhist teachings.

A few minutes later, Yuanshi Tianzun, showing no signs of becoming a sage, explodes...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.