I’m Eight Years Old, and I’m About to Do Something Big

At six months old, I began reading an encyclopedia of technology.

At one, I could mentally calculate multiplication and division up to ten thousand.

At two, I could recite pi in its entirety.

At three, I was fluent in eight foreign languages.

At four, I developed a battery far more advanced than current technology.

At five, I hacked the Star-Spangled Nation's military network and filled the screen with middle fingers, sending its military into an uproar.

At six, I submitted stealth-coating research for fighter jets to the official Academy of Science and Technology, and it was classified as an SSS-level secret!

At seven, I published a paper on celestial bodies in the universe, stunning the world.

This year, at eight years old, my older sister invited me to attend a parent-teacher meeting. I decided to do something big!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.