The Laid-Off God of War Raises Pigs at Home

After retiring early and returning home, Xie Dong planned to rent a plot of land, start a pig farm, and live out the rest of his days in peace.

But people fear fame, just as pigs fear getting fat!

"I'm just a pig farmer. You want me to be your sister's bodyguard?"

"What if I pay you?"

"Still can't. My pigs are due to mate in the next couple of days. I can't leave!"

"My sister just turned eighteen, and she's pretty cute!"

"So how much can you pay? Wait, I mean, what about tuition? School costs money, doesn't it?"

"What? You want me to help your younger brother gain some real-world experience and teach him how to conduct himself?"

"Don't bring up money. This isn't about money!"

"It's just that the pig buyers are coming this season. If I miss them, I won't get a good price!"

"My brother can't do anything. He spends all day drinking and having fun!"

"I'll think about it. Does your brother buy pigs?"

"???"

"You bunch of freeloaders..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.