Journey to the West: I Am Jin Chanzi, Awakened in the Womb with the Mighty Heavenly Dragon

After nearly drowning, Chen Xuan wakes up to discover that he has transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West. Even more absurdly, he is in the womb, having taken over the body of the still-unborn Jin Chanzi. He has become Tang Monk, destined to make the pilgrimage for scriptures?

No. I, Chen Xuan, have no interest in making the Journey to the West or becoming a pawn in the struggle between Buddhism and Daoism.

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have bound the Awakening System and awakened the Great Might Heavenly Dragon spell.

Venerable Guanyin: Chen Xuan, as long as you go on the pilgrimage, I'll guarantee your Buddhahood.

Tathagata: Chen Xuan, as long as you go on the pilgrimage, the Buddha's seat is yours.

The Jade Emperor: Chen Xuan, go on the pilgrimage. Once you succeed, you can have anything you want.

The Grand Supreme: Chen Xuan, please stop comprehending the Great Dao! I can barely keep up appearances anymore!

I, Chen Xuan, shall leave Buddhism for Daoism and smash the Three Realms!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.