Another World: From the Start, I Have a Mouth, and Make Everything Up

Bai Ming transmigrated, bringing along his account as the top player in an online game.

He thought a life of being unbelievably awesome was finally within reach.

But it turned out Bai Ming couldn't cultivate yet, so he'd have to rely on low-grade divine weapons forged from scrap metal and a silver tongue to stay alive.

Bai Ming: "An Earth Bear? The one I burned to death?"

The Elven Queen: "He's a peerless expert!"

Bai Ming: "The God of Light? Are you asking me to become a holy-roller?"

The High Priest of the Church of Light: "The great god has not ** His people."

Bai Ming: "How can you forge high-grade divine weapons with just a furnace, without the Fire of Truth?"

Norton, the greatest alchemist on the continent of Emma: "God of Truth, thank you for sending me such a wonderful teacher."

And so Bai Ming set off down the path of bragging about dragons, never to return.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.