"The late emperor had barely begun his great enterprise when he went clubbing halfway through, spent the entire budget, and died at a karaoke bar in Baidi City..."
"Your servant was originally DJ Xi Yangyang, spinning records in Nanyang, scraping by in the bustling city..."
"The late emperor did not consider your servant too base, but visited my bar three times and sought my advice on clubbing. Moved by this, he entrusted me with his service..."
"After leaving the mountains, the late emperor took me clubbing, and I roamed the bars throughout Shu. Later, the late emperor was blessed with a son and named him A Dou, courtesy name Yin..."
"And so Confucius said: Cao Wei likes married women, Eastern Wu likes little girls, and Shu Han is full of..."
When Su Ming was brought by his mom to the women's bathhouse,
he realized that he had actually been reborn as a five- or six-year-old!
Under the influence of his ridiculous Startup System,
he failed to recognize his own dad for a moment and asked his father for a light so he could smoke a Huazi!
And so he received a special package of combined parental beatings...
From then on, a cute little kid began his arduous journey as an entrepreneur.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The sword in the hand of the loving mother struck the wanderer. Father sees son but not yet Cool, busy smoking the seven wolves
Is this how the legendary Blind Ji Ba writes?
My cultural level is not good, I look too confused.
I'm not used to having so many BBs in the system
What I write about is a donkey's head and a horse's mouth, sometimes this and that.
What are you writing? It's a mess. The time code is wrong. This is sometimes this and then that.
It was fine before, class teacher, but under what circumstances would you be able to fly? You are wrong.
Maybe I'm not suitable for this kind of book
I went here and there, now and then, and I wrote a lot of things in just a few chapters.
It's too much, I can't appreciate it, **!