Xuanhuan Showdown: Why Are My Disciples So Eccentric?

Huo Xiu transmigrates to the Nine Lands Continent, where spirit cultivators are everywhere, and becomes the sect leader of a recently disbanded sect. The entire sect is down to one disciple, one cook, and one bookkeeper. Fortunately, the Sect Domination System acknowledges him as its master. Its very first task is to transform his disciples' physiques and turn them into "geniuses"!

"My dear disciples, eat this Saint Body Pill I've treasured for years. You'll become Saint Bodies!"

"Master, I awakened the Physique of the God of Smelting! I can raise my cultivation by forging weapons!"

"What?"

"Master, I awakened the Physique of the God of Cooking! I can raise my cultivation by preparing delicious dishes!

"What the heck?"

"Master, I awakened the Physique of the God of Commerce! I can raise my cultivation by doing business!"

Seriously, what kind of bizarre physiques are these?

Should I try taking one myself?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.