The Demon and God Shop: Please Let Me Go

The nine-heavenly fairy weeps in humiliation. "That bastard tricked me out of my heart!"

The Buddhas of the Divine Realm beat their chests in despair. "That scoundrel even swindled our Buddhist sect out of its very last sarira!"

Even the Demon King of the ninth level of hell can't resist coming to his door. "You're the brat who conned my son out of every last coin he had for underwear?!"

Chu Tengyun picks at his ear. "What's with the way you talk? We're running a perfectly legitimate business, spreading warmth and care. Get it? Since you're here, you don't have to...!"

The Divine and Demonic Black Shop is open for business, swindling only those destined to find it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.