I'm so Busy Being a Hero

Ever since I bought a sword on Taobao, my life as a hero began. The first hero mission was to kill Wang Erpazi who stole the chicken. I died ten times for this! The second heroic mission was to kill the landlord Lao Cai. I hated his servants so much that they died hundreds of times! … That day, my sword pointed to the sky, but if you can't kill me, I will die for you. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.