Livestream: I Become a God by Talking Back

On the forums, an account named "Head Captain of the Nitpickers' Brigade" is unleashing a wave of savage comebacks.

From entertainment boards to gaming forums and sports channels, the captain has left his mark everywhere.

"Kunkun Is the Best": Our Kunkun's looks are unbeatable. Those finely defined abs! I'm in love!

"Head Captain of the Nitpickers' Brigade" replies to @"Kunkun Is the Best": He's so skinny there's barely any skin left, and you call those abs? My grandma's old hen could beat him in a fight!

"Fight and Retreat Garnett": The Clippers lost, but the Cardiac Kemba didn't. We'll be back next season!

"Head Captain of the Nitpickers' Brigade" replies to @"Fight and Retreat Garnett": There's only one King Cardiac in this world, and that's Clint Capela!

"Uzi Is Forever the GOAT": His skills have declined so badly. No wonder they call him Bathing **. Go home and take a bath!

"Head Captain of the Nitpickers' Brigade" replies to @"Uzi Is Forever the GOAT": Before you start flaming...

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