MOBA: The Strange Mid Laner

"If the other team picks Fizz, I'll pick Yuumi. Everyone knows cats eat fish, so she'll deal double damage to Fizz. And eating fish will boost her stats, too."

"If the other team picks Brand, we'll pick Sett. Do sit-ups until you're sweating and producing lots of carbon dioxide and water. That'll put out the fire and make Brand's damage useless."

"If the other team picks Corki, we'll pick Janna. According to the principle of fluid pressure, pressure is lower where the flow is faster, so we can suck Corki right into her first ability."

"If the other team picks Gragas, we'll pick Singed. Everyone knows Gragas makes his booze with water from the river. All I have to do is walk over it a few times, and when he uses W, he'll die from poison."

"Riot, I want to report this! This guy is winning with bugs!"

"Coach, how are we supposed to play if he uses bugs like that!"

Lu Ping only smiles faintly. "This isn't a bug. This is physics!"

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