PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Please, Stop Messing Around

PDD: "Good grief, is this guy crazy? He doesn't use a sniper rifle, just Magnum rounds?"

Dai Xiaomei: "Oh no! Someone ran over and stole my armored car!"

Tuantuan: "Stop showing off in front of me. I'll marry you!"

Lin Han: "Stop fighting. Give me, Lin, some face."

"Complete the mission to corner Tuantuan in an air-raid shelter and receive 1,000 yuan in cash."

When he woke up, Lin Han awakened the Shrimp System and embarked on a path of spectacular plays...

The blurb doesn't do it justice. Read the story to find out.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.