A Honghuang Big Shot Lives Inside Me: Selling Divine Treasures to Support My Family

Chen Xuan transmigrated.

This world had immortals, Buddhas, demons, monsters...

And it had a Record of Strange Treasures, which catalogued the rarest and most precious natural treasures in the world.

Chen Xuan discovered that his name and portrait had appeared in the Record of Strange Treasures. His name was printed in huge bold letters, and his portrait was lifelike.

Chen Xuan: Peerless treasure.

Characteristics: Human, suitable for eating.

Effects:

Eat a piece of his flesh, and you will immediately attain immortality and gain three thousand years of life...

Chew one of his bones, and you will become immune to fire, water, and all poisons...

Drink a drop of his blood, and you'll beautify your skin, nourish your yin, and strengthen your yang...

Swallow him whole, and you'll immediately attain sainthood...

Note: The taste can be improved by choosing an appropriate cooking method.

Chen Xuan also discovered that the Record of Strange Objects was highly authoritative in this world, absurdly so.

He'd only just transmigrated, and already he was the most coveted delicacy around. What should he do?

"I've got an expired pill here. Take it..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.